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Excuse me [17 Nov 2009|12:36am]
It's been about 2 years maybe since I last updated...
I guess I'm only doing this because no one reads it and I know that but I guess I'm hoping maybe someone does...
But then I don't want a response???

I'm not sure yet


My life sucks.. everything in it. Including the small little things I own.. the people I've trusted to live with me and keep things in order and not ruin my stuff turns to shitttttttt... its the only thing we got.. I own it alllllllllllllllllllllllllll from the beds to the kitchen spoons.. its mine.. and you guys fucking take everything I've built my life up to.. I don't have much, but god damn you .. you fucking ruined it... And i had to ask for a sorry!!!!??!?!?!?!!! H E L L OOOOOOO..

i WANT TO move back to i Michigan..
I'm not saying this because I'm drunk.. But because I mean it..
I have money to move home
I need a place to stay

I'm thinking January or February..
I'm not kidding,
I need to be home..

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You can call me ma [02 Mar 2009|08:12pm]


Lily Munster our wiener dog
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Ya know...... [28 Nov 2008|02:48am]
[ mood | awake ]

I really wish people still wrote in here.. I cant sleep.

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yessssssssss sir! [09 Jul 2008|12:16am]
[ mood | loved ]

The most amazing person in the world....


And this is how we roll



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Dannnnggg [01 Apr 2008|04:46am]
I almost made it a year without updating livejournal..
Actually .. I forgot that it even existed.

How is everyone doingggggg?!?!?!?!?
Who wants to come to AZ to hang out?.. hahahaa
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Tempe [22 Jun 2007|02:32am]
Other than my negative 1,000,000 dollar bank account my life is really good. Its almost my 1st year anniversary in Arizona. It was Eric and mines 9th month anniversary a week ago. It's crazy how the time goes. Even with that said I am do for a visit to the ol'mitten. Hopefully before Halloween.
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one two three GO! [25 May 2007|05:33pm]
Remember the days when you would go to your friends page and see 15,000 new entries.. And if you didnt check livejournal for a day it would take you an hour to go back and read everything..
Now when I go to my friends page its the same last entry that was posted days before.

How borrrrring.

So.. 6 years ago almost to the day I wrote this....

Taste me [28 May 2001|07:40pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | kidney thieves ]

This weekend was crazy
I dont think I spent a minute sober haha..I dont think anyone really did..oh gosh

So I met this boy, names Mike..17..Dearborn..I hope he calls :)

I have to say a special thanks to Ken..He made my Saturday night go smoothly..I love him ;)

I dont have aol no more...danggggg, I wont be on line as much. :(

Im done with school forever
scary shit, but now I can stay out everynight woo!

I think the 4 hooded hoodlems should have a hang out night and eat candEEEEEEEEEEEE *hint*

"IT" is on and its thundering/raining and lightning..I am one happy girl..

My hair is blue/black/purple colored crazy shit yo

I think I am done updatin..
Whos gunna comment?
Leave me comments..perdy pweeez

I love everyone cept him and her :p

.. Its fun to look back and ya know.. laugh at yourself.
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yep. [09 Mar 2007|09:33pm]
As of tonight.. it hit me... I really miss Michigan.
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yes. [08 Feb 2007|08:24pm]
I seriously have the best boyfriend in the world.
I cant get over it.. I really, really cant.
I'm sooo super happy.

Anna nicole smith.. I was driving home this morning listening to the radio and when they said she died I thought it was a joke.. I'm seriously really sad.. I watched her show all the time.. Sure she was a crazy lady but stillllllll.. And then I found out her son died a few months ago.. It's soo weird. I feel bad.

I went to this crap hole car wash today because I've never cleaned my car since I got it.. I leave and go to the mall to get out of my car and realize it didnt clean it at all! You can still write your name on the hood and all the little bird poops are still in the same spot.. What a crock!.. THEN I realize that the brushes on the stupid car wash crap scraped the hell out of my car.. I'm talking like it looks like someone key'd my car all over.. It even took the paint off on the back bumper.. Theres nothing I can do about it and no proof that the car wash is responsible.. I'm sooo fucking mad.

My new job is great.. I make alright money.. Theres only one thing horrible about it.. My boss treats me like shit because I wont sleep with him. When I first got the job there he started to text message me an awful lot. Seemed weird for a owner of a bar to be texting a worker at 4am on weekday nights. I made my point that nothing was ever going to happen and ever since the day I did that hes been nothing but mean to me. Bitching about everything possible. I think he trying to make me quit. Rich is a mid 30 year old man who dresses like a 19 year old frat boy in heat. I hate him. I need to go to school.

On a different note... I want to get married.. I want kids.. not now as in tomorrow but now as in within a year or two. It's seriously all I think about. Eric and I go shopping and we look at all the cute little kids clothes and I cant stand it. He wants kids soon but thats a huge step. Well, considering weve been together for only 5 month. heh. Soon thought.. I hope...

The weather here is becoming more Arizona style. Its mid 80's during the day and drops to about mid 60's at night. [Carrie bring your bathing suit] People told me that in march is starts getting super hot like in the 100's. I'm happy about that but now I got to lose this beer fat quick!. I've never been this heavy in my life.

I've told enough.
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funny [03 Feb 2007|03:28am]
Erik at Lux - w4m

Reply to:
Date: 2007-01-30, 12:07PM MST

Erik at Lux, I need you to do me a favor. My good friend S (tall blonde girl) seems to be infatuated you. I've known this girl for almost 6 years and she's never been googly over a guy like this, I'm tired of hearing about it, so please email me back for her info so you can call her. I've told her a million times to just ask you out, but I don't think she'll ever make her move. She's really an amazing girl but she'll kill me when she finds out I did this... I just want her to be happy. So it'll be worth it.

Thanks. Hope you get this.

haha ladies want my boyfriend...
way to go craigs list!! owwwwww!
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coppers [24 Jan 2007|05:37pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

I got pulled over this morning doing 25 over.. The cop let me go!!! wooo!

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yeahh [29 Dec 2006|02:34pm]
[ mood | crappy ]

I drank 3 beers and two glasses of wine but for some reason I've never felt this hungover in a long, long time. Now I must go to work.

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saturday night... [19 Nov 2006|12:18am]
story---... ashleys in her room drinking peroni.. while brad made his way to the bathroom via text

veganpunkoi: I'm pooping right now
veganpunkoi: Hhahahahaha
k is sthe tra mp: haha
k is sthe tra mp: i know
k is sthe tra mp: the fan turned on
veganpunkoi: Hahaha
veganpunkoi: I'm a curtious roomate
k is sthe tra mp: hahah
k is sthe tra mp: i kinda had to all day since i got home
k is sthe tra mp: but you know how im weird
veganpunkoi: The fan is on cuz I care
k is sthe tra mp: so i didnt go
veganpunkoi: Eff that
veganpunkoi: Go poop
k is sthe tra mp: im not sure
veganpunkoi: It hurts the butts feelings when u dont
k is sthe tra mp: im on my period
veganpunkoi: Is your poop bloody
veganpunkoi: Hahahahahaha
k is sthe tra mp: godddddddd i wish
k is sthe tra mp: i prayed
k is sthe tra mp: i did
k is sthe tra mp: and all i got was brown
veganpunkoi: U can call it bloop
k is sthe tra mp: when i go while bleeding its all like redrum styk
k is sthe tra mp: damn you go poop fast
veganpunkoi: In and out that's how I roll
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wipe me [18 Nov 2006|02:16pm]
Brad and I havent bought tolit paper in over a month... hahaha
But somehow it keeps rollin in.

Sticky drunk fingers!
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Long time [25 Oct 2006|11:49pm]
[ mood | groggy ]

Its been ages since I wrote something in here that was really on my mind..

Lifes been good other than worrying about money. I work at this little sports bar in mesa called Sluggos. Its super easy/fun but the money thing is ehhh... I have 2,000 bones left and about 5 huge bills sitting on my dresser. plus rent is due in a week.

Its weird to think where I was a year ago.. Dressing up with jenelle.. hanging out with Goth Rob. Living in my little apartment in Mt Clemens..Knowing Paul was a block away.. Its sort of sad. No wait.. It is sad. I miss the little things. It seems like its always 'go' here. I feel like hell today due to a crazy night in tucson. My boyfriend is at a bar with his friends, my best friend is all comfortable with her little man right now and I'm here feeling like crap. whatever... I work early tomorrow anyway but I would rather chop my head off.
Ya know when you get in those weird little moods for a day where you kinda hate everything and you feel that everyone is out to get you.?. yes.. welcome to my today.
I'm probably just hungover.

Theres so many things going on this weekend and all I wanted was to be a cute little bumble bee but with my money and lack of time to do anything its not going to happen.
Things change too quick in my life. I do it all myself but still.. I have a right to bitch a little.
I miss Underdogs..even the lame regulars who made my stomach sour everytime they walked in. strange huh..

Its weird.. how I dont talk to anyone from michigan anymore. Not even my family.. The last time I heard my sisters voice was about a month ago, my mom only calls when shes been drinking to talk about the Tigers and I think my dad just plain gave up.

But I will never in my life live in Michigan again. As much as I miss it.. Its just not for me.

I was always independant and I loved it that way.. But I seriously want someone to just help me right now.. I'm sick of all this running around crap and not knowing whats going to happen next. I wish I was in the point of my life where everything was how it was going to be forever. Just so I could rest a little. To not worry for one second out of the day. That would be nice.

It's so nice when someone just holds you and makes you feel soo comfortable.. Thats my favorite thing in the world.. But when they leave or I go home.. then what?.. What happens next.. That feeling is gone and once again youre alone. Ive tried to hold on.. It doesnt work.
I miss John.. I miss thinking that I was taking care of him in a way. I dont even talk to the poor kid anymore.. Whos fault is that? mine. I was an asshole. Pushed him away as fast as I possibly could so I would feel better. I told him he could come here and then I just ignorred him. I'm a crappy person for that.. But what can ya do.. ya know? People change.

Enough of that...

I do love living here.. and its weird to think that I ever even had a life outside of Arizona. I've made my friends, I have a job, I scored a sweet man and my roomate is the best. Plus the weather is to die for. Its midnight and about 70 degrees. Durring the day its in the 80's. Its going to be weird not seeing any snow. God its soo weird to think of moving away from here.. It scares me that I wont see anyone again .. I dont think I can ever do it haha.. Even for only being here 3 months I've become glued to half the people. It's a nice feeling.

Well.. Its time for bed.

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perfect [27 Sep 2006|04:08pm]
Its 99 degrees out with no humidity. I love Arizona.
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UPDATEEEEEEE [07 Sep 2006|01:20pm]
[ mood | grateful ]

I love Arizona and all the people I've met. I'm still in awe and its been over a month. I have a car I HAD a job but I quit a week ago. There was no money there.. Last weekend I went to San Diego.. Had a friggin blast times 5.. Tomorrow I leave for Mexico till Monday with the ladies. I have pictures of California but I'll wait to post them till I get back from mexico with more pictures..

I miss everyone soo much but sadly not enough to ever live in michigan again. Brad and I have sorta talked about moving to Georgia when our lease is up here. Who knows. I love my life even though I'm the biggest bum ever.

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ohh la la [12 Jul 2006|10:54pm]
Boy oh boy its been a while since I last wrote in this.

Things are sort of crazy right now with all this moving crap. I can't wait to finally get out of here. It's sad to leave everyone but I'm sure we'll all get over it. You're all more than welcome to visit.
I want to have a going away party but planning something like that is last on my list.

I can't take everything I own over to Arizona due to the money issue but it's soo sad throwing away all of the junk I collected for memories. I've already cried at least 934857349857 times.

I thought I had more to say then this. hmm..

Not having a job is sweet but god damn I'm bored. I hate that pretty much all of my friends have morning jobs. No one hangs out late except for John and thats only because he sorta lives here and works shitty hours.

I can't drive my car far places because everything is canceled on it sooo pick me up, take me anywhere!

I want to go to cedar point sometime next week.. so hey ladies-- lets get on it!
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tempe, arizona [30 Jun 2006|05:19pm]
In just a short few weeks I'm moving to the good ol state of arizona.. I quit my job today so I'm free untill then.. Hang out with me .. I'm going to miss everyone like crazy.
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. [11 May 2006|03:35pm]
[ mood | dorky ]

I want to get married.

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